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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.07.16 07:32:00 -
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Breaking News
Python Cartel. Engages F.Agony in Amamake
The Python Cartel. decided yesterday to buff the local T1 frigate market and fit out a bunch of Rifters (+1) before roaming over to Amamake to suicide ourselves, like so much confetti, against an unstoppable wave of FW muppets or - heaven forbid - the current most hardcore elite PVPers of EVE - BANE & Final Agony.
Upon arriving at Amamake we found a F.Ag. Hurricane at the top belt, mocking us with his obvious superiority. Being under orders from Golden Helmet to staunch our incontinence and grit ourselves, we warped in and proceeded to throw ourselves at it like Kamikaze pilots of yore.
I valiantly fought to try and prevent the Hurricane from obtaining a lock with my Griffin, but unfortunately I was practically instapopped by said Hurricane's Warrior IIs before achieving this. Over comms on my way back home to refit I heard of one, then two, F.Ag. BCs incoming to assist their flagging compadre. Disaster imminent!
Luckily, they must have rubberbanded all over the shop for a good 5 minutes because they failed to rout our assault, and after eating all three of the BCs alive what was left of our valiant fellow Pythonians finally succumbed to the massive deeps inflicted by what I understand to be an Ashimmu and an Omen.
It was a resounding success and we caused far more damage in both ISK and morale loss than we received - kudos to us for achieving the unachievable - a victory against the war machine that is F.Agony! Or so we thought...
Upon the killmails for the three F.Ag. BCs being posted, we scrotinised them closely to try and understand the secrets of F.Ag fitting, which could give us the edge over them that we so obviously sorely need. Shock and horror awaited us - as it turns out Lady Lard, of F.Ag fame, was flying what can only be described as a mixture of honour fitting and Fit All to Active Ship.
This has cheapened our victory and shattered the high we felt after coming out ahead against such odds. We were deceived!
Instead of a monumental victory against overwhelming odds a la the fight at Nui Dat in 1968, we instead have essentially held down small children and slapped them with their own hands while asking them why they are hitting themselves.
Shame on you, F.Ag, for giving us such high hopes and then stealing them away from us just as quickly.
We feel cheapened and violated by the experience and will no longer consider you our nemesis; rather our arch-nemesis as the nemesis title now goes to Angel Breaker, which is an NPC more capable of causing us grief than F.Agony have been.
Kindest Regards, Amanda Eidolo - Convict, BRB, Powdering my Nose -------- ¦ |
Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.07.16 11:41:00 -
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Originally by: Lightningshade Edited by: Lightningshade on 16/07/2010 09:43:13 Welcome to about 2 years ago, when intentional horrific spelling finally reached it's graveyard. You killed 3 BC's whoopie ****in doo
F.Ag. alt spotted!
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.07.17 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Amanda Eidolo on 17/07/2010 11:11:18 Sniff -------- ¦ |
Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.07.17 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Gladys Pank Confirming Python Cartel are just my noob alts that I use from time to time for lulz.
A python 'official' will be in here shortly to confirm this.
As CEO of the great alt corporation, The Python Cartel, I do confirm this statement to be 100% true and free of any and all deceit.
I like to think of it as drawing faces on my left and right hands and then having a three-way conversation. -------- ¦ |
Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.07.17 11:52:00 -
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Originally by: Gladys Pank
Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Gladys Pank Confirming Python Cartel are just my noob alts that I use from time to time for lulz.
A python 'official' will be in here shortly to confirm this.
As CEO of the great alt corporation, The Python Cartel, I do confirm this statement to be 100% true and free of any and all deceit.
I like to think of it as drawing faces on my left and right hands and then having a three-way conversation.
I thought I instructed you to use your breasts not your hands?
I already drew badger faces on them and now the nipples look like their snouts -------- ¦ |
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